But hey, let's try and put it into words, huh?
- He owned a midget who liked to pile drive children.
- He wrote a whole fucking chorus spouting gibberish. "Damn-damn-diggy-boom-bah-wiggy-wiggy" does not make a good song. EVER.
- He rhymed "Things" with "things" in his latest single
- Half of his band look like they're all brother, sister, mother and father at the same time.
- He's Kid fucking Rock.
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I totally agree with you. I also hate how people worship him like a god. and myspace is doing it right now, and that pisses me off too.
lol a while back port huron's hockey team were signing autographs and kid rock was there.. he went up to my 8 year old cousin and asked..
"hey, don't you want my autograph?"
my cousin quickly just replied..
"i don't like your songs, and your not a hockey player."
Bob:
I Googled "I hate Kid Rock" in order to gather some info to support an argument that I'm having with my friend over how much Kid Rock sucks, and I was so pleased to come across this posting.
Your story is the funniest damn thing I have heard all day! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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