Tuesday, 27 May 2008

5 Reasons to Hate Kid Rock

While I admit to moderately enjoying Limp Bizkit, one "rapcore" artist I cannot stand for the life of me is that shitcake waste of sodding space Kid-fucking-Rock. I loathe that little redneck so much it's almost indescribable.
But hey, let's try and put it into words, huh?

  1. He owned a midget who liked to pile drive children.
  2. He wrote a whole fucking chorus spouting gibberish. "Damn-damn-diggy-boom-bah-wiggy-wiggy" does not make a good song. EVER.
  3. He rhymed "Things" with "things" in his latest single
  4. Half of his band look like they're all brother, sister, mother and father at the same time.
  5. He's Kid fucking Rock.
Heard enough? Good. You heard it here first.

3 comments:

J-Major said...

I totally agree with you. I also hate how people worship him like a god. and myspace is doing it right now, and that pisses me off too.

Unknown said...

lol a while back port huron's hockey team were signing autographs and kid rock was there.. he went up to my 8 year old cousin and asked..

"hey, don't you want my autograph?"
my cousin quickly just replied..
"i don't like your songs, and your not a hockey player."

Anonymous said...

Bob:

I Googled "I hate Kid Rock" in order to gather some info to support an argument that I'm having with my friend over how much Kid Rock sucks, and I was so pleased to come across this posting.

Your story is the funniest damn thing I have heard all day! Thank you, thank you, thank you.