Tuesday 27 May 2008

5 Reasons to Hate Kid Rock

While I admit to moderately enjoying Limp Bizkit, one "rapcore" artist I cannot stand for the life of me is that shitcake waste of sodding space Kid-fucking-Rock. I loathe that little redneck so much it's almost indescribable.
But hey, let's try and put it into words, huh?

  1. He owned a midget who liked to pile drive children.
  2. He wrote a whole fucking chorus spouting gibberish. "Damn-damn-diggy-boom-bah-wiggy-wiggy" does not make a good song. EVER.
  3. He rhymed "Things" with "things" in his latest single
  4. Half of his band look like they're all brother, sister, mother and father at the same time.
  5. He's Kid fucking Rock.
Heard enough? Good. You heard it here first.

Tipper Rocks... I Think.

You're talking to someone who really understands rock music.
-Tipper Gore


Wait, what?
Fuck that, I can't top that.

I've apparently been tagged.

I've been tagged by Shiv's Brain to do this viral blogging thingy. Having said that, I'll tag the blogs here, but I have no doubt whatsoever that they'd rip my head off for doing such a thing.

So basically, here is a list of the different blogs that have linked to each other, getting to mine. Then I'll send up some links of my own. Enjoy.


  1. The Strategist Note Book
  2. The Classy Life
  3. Agenc Was Here
  4. When Life Becomes a Book
  5. The Haven


  1. The FireWalker
  2. crystrad
  3. nadnuts
  4. ThomasWelcome
  5. Maitri


  1. Dhanosh
  2. Marketing Myself
  3. Brawny Hunk
  4. Motorparasi
  5. Nicksplat

  1. Annette
  2. Super Hero Extraordinare
  3. Everyday should be Christmas
  4. The Gadget Guru tech
  5. Available Light

  1. Dad’s Dish
  2. What Goes Under the Sun
  3. One Quart Low
  4. Stephan Miller
  5. Mental Poo

  1. Search for Blogging
  2. Renatodoxaguia
  3. Angel Baby
  4. The Sleeping Turtle Art Gallery
  5. Hanna

  1. JollyJo
  2. Olga the traveling bra
  3. Concept is addict
  4. Postarelibero
  5. Nokhathai

  1. Momreviews
  2. Into the Rabbit Hole
  3. Smile! Tomorrow could be a lot worse!
  4. Wicked Whispers
  5. Anand’s blog

  1. A Mind Boiling Over
  2. Discorax’s House of Woot
  3. Blogging from the Bog
  4. Shiv’s Brain
  5. Secret Spiritual Dance

  1. Jay's Art & words
  2. Meryine's Spandomism
  3. Clinically Clueless
  4. Bipolar Swirl
  5. How Is Bradley?

  1. Mark R's Chernobyl Blog
  2. You Are Not Special: El Sid's Blog
  3. Erin's Blog
  4. Taming Entertainment
  5. Molly's Blog
Yar.