You poor, poor Londoners. You have no idea how much I pity you at the moment. A city that used to be the most powerful in the world, a city that is steeped in culture. And what have millions of Londoners gone and done? Voted this man for mayor. It's a sad, sad day for politics.
While I have thusfar received one bit of hatemail from an uptight christfag, I would like to remind you that any hate mail will be ruthlessly exploited for my amusement, so that I may achieve shits 'n' giggles.