But hey, let's try and put it into words, huh?
- He owned a midget who liked to pile drive children.
- He wrote a whole fucking chorus spouting gibberish. "Damn-damn-diggy-boom-bah-wiggy-wiggy" does not make a good song. EVER.
- He rhymed "Things" with "things" in his latest single
- Half of his band look like they're all brother, sister, mother and father at the same time.
- He's Kid fucking Rock.